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The North America Free Trade Agreement II

January 22, 2020

As Canada will soon decide whether or not to sign a renewed North America Free Trade Agreement, here’s a poem. Feel free to share.

NAFTA II

Auto parts, pots, aluminum, and steel

Beef, barley, beggars, and MBAs

All, all part of the deal

Leaving me sad with financial malaise.

As negotiators negote and negoo

They work on levels beyond me, beyond you

They profess an air of fairest trade

But, but, it just ain’t true.

Sitting at tables opposite and opulent

They plot how to gain an advantage monopulent

You’d think they were trading apples or horses

As they shelter and shield secret discourses.

This is the nature of the creature NAFTA

No self-respecting leader would sign it, unless they hafta.

Montreal’s REM Tabernac Express

January 5, 2020

by Jack Locke

Quebec has no intention of streetwalking for a piece of red rag

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Bernard Landry image from the BBC, 2001.

All aboard the Tabernac Express!

Montreal Mayor Valerie Plante is adamant that a new Réseau électrique métropolitain (REM) train station in Griffintown should be named after the late Quebec Premier Bernard Landry.

Landry was leader of the separatist Parti Quebecois and premier from 2001 to 2003.

But should the Government of Canada give $1.28 billion to a Montreal metropolitan train project that names one of its stations after the Quebec politician who called the Canadian flag “pieces of red rag?”

In January 2001, then deputy-premier Landry was incensed that Canada demanded the Quebec City Aquarium be forced to fly the Canadian Maple Leaf flag for 40 years for an $18 million contribution.

“We are not for sale. Quebec has no intention of streetwalking for a piece of red rag or anything else,” Landry said in French.

Upon there being a national outcry, Landry apologized for remarks he said were misinterpreted.

But his apology was largely not accepted.

Even former Action Democratic Quebec leader Mario Dumont immediately condemned Landry’s remarks.

“Le chef de l’Action démocratique du Québec, Mario Dumont, condamne à son tour les propos controversés de Bernard Landry au sujet des bouts de chiffon rouge,” reported Quebec television station TVA.

The majority of the funding for the $6.04-billion project is being provided by Caisse de dépôt et placement du Québec (CDPQ) an investor that manages funds primarily for public and parapublic pension and insurance plans.

Plante announced her plan for the station naming in a November 6, 2019 series of social-media tweets.

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(More to come)

A School Board of One

December 30, 2019

by J.J. Locke

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I think there is a bad trend developing in Québec.

The Gouvernement du Québec seems to be ruling without wisdom.

First there was Bill 21, the Piss on Religions law. When the Québec government passed its ‘secularism law’ and invoked the notwithstanding clause it conveyed the message they don’t give a tourtiere for Québecers who are not of their stripe. They insisted, no visible signs of religion if you want a public service job.

And if the recent dialogue between Premier Legault and California Governor Gavin Newsom is any indication, it’s okay to be Catholic when the need arises. It was a sad sight.

With Québec’s passing of Bill 21 and the Government of Canada’s passing over of Bill 21, I don’t give the federal Charter of Rights and Freedoms much credence, especially when the federal government allows it to be trampled upon without raising an eyebrow. The Charter becomes useless hollow words when no one stands up for the noble rights it embraces. The Charter means nothing when governments cast it to the wind as if it were prairie dust in planting season.

Move ahead to Québec’s latest invasions upon the rights of citizens. What can be more important than electing the people of your choice to oversee the teaching of your children? I mean, electing school boards.

The future of our society depends on the well-meaning efforts of our elected school board officials.

When I witnessed and reported in 2015 that members of the English Montreal School Board(EMSB) were consuming wine at taxpayer expense during a meeting recess, I thought they ought be informed that this behaviour was unacceptable, and then they could move forward.

But alas, the current Government of Québec is using this example as one rationale for their latest foray into dictatorial governance: The suspension of the EMSB.

And rather than replace the board with an equal number of substitutes, they have replaced the entire board with one individual.

At present, the decisions and directives of the Board of One are nowhere to be seen. Though approval of contracts and other major determinations are made, at present no minutes or records are being publicly disclosed.

I am sure government administrator Marlene Jennings is a fine person. But there are clear signs that see is not the person I voted for. As she was anointed EMSB administrator, I know for a fact I did not vote for her.

On January 5, 2015, CBC radio morning man Mike Finnerty interviewed Jennings, a defeated Liberal Party member of parliament. Here is a portion of their discussion:

Finnerty: There was an article a few months ago that suggested you’d had a meeting with Francois Legault.
Jennings: I did. I had two….Francois Legault on his part was trying to convince me to run for his party, to stand for his party….
Finnerty: So, did he convince you?
Jennings: Um, pretty much…I’m seriously considering his offer.
Finnerty: So you might stand for the Coalition Avenir Québec?
Jennings: I might.

For reasons unknown, she did not run in the last provincial election. Politics, it is a game for some folks. It evidently raises its ugly head every time I turn my head. Premier Legault is a crafty politician, who, obviously knows how to pick his people. He has picked Madame Jennings to replace my representative on the EMSB. He could have picked Mother Theresa and I would still be upset that my small expression of opinion, my vote, has been cast aside so the CAQuistes can make a beachhead on the island of Montreal.

But the thing that bothers me most is something that Marlene Jennings thinks is unimportant.

In a recent Tweet, Jennings was responding to a journalist who did not receive a Christmas postcard from Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his lovely family. Jennings offered her postcard to the journalist in consolation. But here is the kicker.

“I’m really not a big lover of kids,” wrote the sole English Montreal School Board administrator.

You just lost my vote of confidence Marlene.

Marlene Jennings Kids Screenshot from 2019-12-20 14:56:35

In Laval, Across The River From Montreal, Bela

December 1, 2019

The escalator never stops rolling never /

And if you happen not to hold the handrail /

Camacho will arrest you and the 24 minutes /

Will seem like forever, forever. /

The law is not written on a sliver /

of paper, nor on a poster nor picto /

For the law is not written when Camacho

determines to deliver it in his own manner.

Tell me your name so I can issue a ticket

Tell me your name Madame

Monsieur, I do not have to tell you my name

Monsieur, let me tell you where you can stick it.

In cases such as these, handcuffs come in handy

And Camacho used his swiftly

The law was not applied correctly

And Madame’s lawyers were dandy.

It only took a decade

For the rotten record to be rewritten

Bela, Bela, Bela,

Justice forks when it’s decidedly delayed.

At the end of the day came a long arm

When the court issued a lengthy judgment

Coté laid down the law played down the harm

In the candy store it would be called a fudgement.

Election Day Ode

October 17, 2019

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When Justin don’t give a damn about my rights
And Andrew expounds from highest heighths
And Jagmeet says it’s pronounced Jug
And Elizabeth promises a pipeline plug
And Yves-François wears a separatist blanket
And sour lemonade—Maxime drank it
I’m left with despair on election day
As grim Maple Leaf is looking grey.

Nightshade, Black Nightshade

September 1, 2019

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Nightshade, Black Nightshade
Growing free in my planter
Your marmalade, sweet marmalade
Cannot be any scanter.

With flowers star white, anthers yellow
I hope to heaven you are edible
Whether you be a poisonous fellow
Your taste, your taste—Incredible.

Nightshade, Black Nightshade
You humbly, humbly do
Happily, happily aid, aid, aid
Help my tongue Timbuktu.

 

Sunday Poem: Into The Soil The Earthworm Slinks Away

February 3, 2019

Into the soil the earthworm slinks away     /
As the Robin watches ever intent     /
Why is it that animals like to play?    /

Where would we be were it not for decay?    /
We are governed by the laws of excrement    /
Into the soil the earthworm slinks away.     /

It was not a Robin at all but Jay
Jay, Robin. Birds like to misrepresent
Why is it that animals like to play?

In retrospect it was a Robin, okay
Its bright orange breast likes to torment
Into the soil the earthworm slinks away.

Whatever bird you are I cannot say
For your voice has an unknown accent
Why is it that animals like to play?

Ornithologist I sure am not today
I will slink back into my apartment
Into the soil the earthworm slinks away
Why is it that animals like to play?

 

Sunday Poem: Lessons From A Snowball

January 27, 2019

From the corner of my eye I saw the snowball coming

But I was busy humming.

The snowball had a small rock in it

But I was too busy humming

It was coming

I was humming

Coming humming coming humming coming

Luckily, the snowball with the rock

I caught in the corner of my eye

Did not catch the corner of my eye

Why? Why? Why?

Because I slipped my body tipped

and the snowball with the rock clipped

me on the shoulder

And I learned one thing from that snowball with the rock

that passed by my eye

and it is this:

Do not put all your eggs on one shoulder.

Sunday Poem: What Kind Of God Would Deprive Kids Of Stars?

January 20, 2019

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What kind of God would deprive kids of stars?       /

Obviously, one who is not polite       /

How wise are our modern day avatars?       /

 

Heavy light resembles smoke from cigars

A foul man-made fog that gives no delight

What kind of God would deprive kids of stars?

 

Growing up I remember seeing Mars

Only Venus matched its loveliness at night

How wise are our modern day avatars?

 

Boys and girls now live with eyes behind bars

Lumen profusion’s a crime against sight

What kind of God would deprive kids of stars?

 

Why so many street lamps? I blame cars

Sometimes bright ideas are not so bright

How wise are our modern day avatars?

 

The romantic dark is no longer ours

We had it stolen by villainous light

What kind of God would deprive kids of stars?

How wise are our modern day avatars?

 

Sunday Poem: Council, Council On The Wall

January 13, 2019

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Council, Council on the wall
Whose the fagarest of them all?
When you cut a fifty-percent raise
I move you move to another field to graze,
Watching you chew cud in this pasture
Gives me a belly full of distasture.