Archive for August, 2018

Mr. CAQ, Frankie Legault

August 30, 2018

Men are naturally drawn to politics
and sex
Most are drawn to one, both, or the other
It all depends on how breast fed by mother
The factors involved are very complex

In the case of Frankie Legault leader of CAQ
One would have to go back to his gestation
to track
Whether his mother read the Financial Times, Wall Street Journal
the Journal de Montreal, or Le Devoir
Aha, you correctly guess
La Presse

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Poem for Pundits

August 27, 2018

I read a Montreal Gazette headline today forecasting the 2018 Quebec election campaign. “Quebec election: CAQ headed for comfortable majority – poll analysis“. Poppycock I say. Thus, I carved out a sonnet, my Poem for Pundits:

As political pundits caress their crystal ball

They reflect opinions of their bias

They cast black shadow with gusto and gall

Words illuminative—my ass.

Predictions, predictions, then more predictions

They fill up their notebooks with predictions

Then disseminate them as if verified

Cast far, misinformation she’s multiplied.

We voters are left with foundation of sand

A footing slippery forever shifting

When all I want is to understand

To ascertain who is and who is not shoplifting.

I want an honest, reputable critic

So I don’t have to breath four more years mephitic.

 

Sunday Poem: Blueberry Pie

August 25, 2018

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Blueberry Pie

I made blueberry pie, blueberry pie
Actually I made two blueberry pies
Two is better than one and I’ll tell you why—
Leaving one for tomorrow is very wise.

Naturally

August 18, 2018

When I want a cup of water
I take a cup
And naturally just add water.

But when I want a cup of water
free of pesticides
free of insecticides
free of radionuclides
free of bull-shiticides
I take a cup
of gasoline
put it in a bottle
and wonder whether
Vyacheslav Molotov
ever wrote poems?

Sunday Poem: Sweet Potatoes

August 12, 2018

An election is scheduled for Quebec on October 1, 2018. What better time than to post a poem called Sweet Potatoes. Enjoy.

 

In sultry August voters hardly care

That King Couillard’s cupboard is quite bare

But come the last week of September

Voters, precious voters, will become aware.

 

They will grow aware and will remember

The dysfunction of their flaccid member

For Liberals have a particular knack

For forgetting constituents in November.

 

In every Democracy there is a crack

That offers power to crook and quack

This time is the time for Legault to go

Merrily down le Trois-Rivières track.

 

And poor Jean-François and Manon Massé will show

That social democrats have more fields to hoe

There must be a severe drought, I swear

Before sweet potatoes in Quebec may grow.

 

 

Sunday Poem (2): Letter to Raif

August 5, 2018

 

Dear Raif, I hope you are keeping well

Imprisoned by sheiks rather tender

Saudi Arabia, desert fiefdom, Hell.

My nose of freedom allows me to smell

The blooming of nastiness in all its splendour

Dear Raif, I hope you are keeping well.

When oil and justice are controlled by cartel

Anyone who opposes is considered an offender

Saudi Arabia, desert fiefdom, Hell.

They have given you shelter in a hostile hotel

With your liberty deprived, your hope is slender

Dear Raif, I hope you are keeping well.

Now your sister keeps you company in an adjacent cell

Injustice defiant knows no gender

Saudi Arabia, desert fiefdom, Hell.

I wish the ugly truth I could dispel

But Canada’s priority is to remain a vendor

Dear Raif, I hope you are keeping well

Saudi Arabia, desert fiefdom, Hell.

August 5, 2018

Sunday Poem: The Last Poem Of F.R. Scott

August 4, 2018

This past week saw the first Frank Scott Poetry Day held in the sluggish province of  Quebec. I say sluggish, because in February I had asked both the mayors of Westmount and Montreal if they would proclaim the day. A simple task. Neither took up the challenge, so I had to invoke the authority granted by Percy Shelley, who said poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world. I exercised my unacknowledged authority and proclaimed August 1 as Frank Scott Poetry Day. For the celebration I wrote the following poem, The Last Poem Of F.R. Scott.

In restful Mount Royal Cemetery lies a plot
Where British and French foot-soldiers fought
Today the bones of Francis Reginald Scott
Occupy a nation going to pot.

But the last poem of Frank’s ought
To have taught us a helluva lot
Because it was spot on, on spot.
But now his poem is gone, is gone.

He had given his subject considerable thought
For law should halt the exercise of brawn
Though in his later years injustice was brought
Because scurrilous scoundrels had sought
To levy, cast heavy revenge upon
The bilingual map our founders had drawn.
But now his last poem is gone, is gone.