Archive for May, 2018

Sunday Poem: Qua-bec

May 27, 2018

As the Quebec Bar mulls over the question of whether to continue their legal challenge of Quebec laws for giving English-speaking citizens poor translations of original French statutes, all I can say is I hope they Keep Calm and Carry On.

Quasimodo britannica

The laws in Quebec are flawed in toto

They’d be more legit if written by Quasimodo.

 

 

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Sunday Poem: Nuts!

May 19, 2018

Contrary to poet Robert Frost’s The Road Not Taken, on a recent bike ride The Road Was Taken. It was a rather nasty spill, but fortunately I dusted off the grit, cleaned the scraped knee and forearm, and still nurse my bruised thumb and palm. I don’t recommend suffering for one’s art.

Nuts

Sunday Poem: Today Was The Day I Stole Marble Cheese

May 13, 2018

Marble Cheese

Today was the day I stole marble cheese
Unbeknownst it was hidden in my cart
I never knew I had such expertise.

When poet deft turns to theft I tend to freeze
The making of blended cheddar is an art
Today was the day I stole marble cheese.

Judges often hear the most far-fetched pleas
I swear it was fair error on my part
I never knew I had such expertise.

Past the cashier I passed with relative ease
I did not dash, pay cash, nor did I dart
Today was the day I stole marble cheese.

When I became cognizant I felt a breeze
The zephyr definitely gave me a start
I never knew I had such expertise.

Tackled by contrasting philosophies
I searched to see if I had stolen a tart
Today was the day I stole marble cheese
I never knew I had such expertise.

 

 

Sunday Poem: Before Tomorrow

May 7, 2018

One should never rush a poem, and alas, I am one. This poem took years in gestation, or hours, okay, a few seconds. Nevertheless, it came when the muse kissed me on the forehead. I hope you love like it.

Before Tomorrow LR

Sunday Poem: May Day, May Day

May 1, 2018

Some poems just need to wait to be written. This Sunday Poem had to wait till Tuesday. That’s what happens when the muse takes a holiday. Everyone needs a holiday, I guess. I could use one myself. But alas, I went to work making this poem on May 1. Hope you enjoy this villanelle.

May Day, May Day

 

Workers should receive a minimum wage, they say

They being the Members of the National Assembly

But their indemnities, expenses, allowances, pensions, we pay.

 

You would have thunk there’d be some Egalité

But workers’ and porkers’ wages differ remarkably

Workers should receive a minimum wage, they say.

 

When the governors receive 8 times more, moral decay

besets the province. They claim this promotes diversity

But their indemnities, expenses, allowances, pensions, we pay.

 

Who proclaims, “Let them drink cafe au lait,

after all, we do so—you know—comfortably.”

Workers should receive a minimum wage, they say.

 

Twelve dollars an hour is recommendation of the dossier

The Minister(who receives $167,482 a year) says it’s appropriate economically.

But their indemnities, expenses, allowances, pensions, we pay.

 

Though disparity causes Francophones great dismay

Disparity prevails a little too regularly

Workers should receive a minimum wage, they say

But their indemnities, expenses, allowances, pensions, we pay.