Simon Simpleman

In the dark forest adjoining Montreal

Lived a simple ogre, chunky, but not too tall

His eyes were wide, covered by glasses

And oddly, he had not one, but two asses.

He rode them simultaneously

Like a cowboy contemporaneously

But when he fell he fell like Steven Harper

Luckily, the asses’ hooves were not sharper.

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