The Testimony of Tony (a screwy Villainelle)

by Jack Locke


The testimony of Tony the terror

Is a Montreal mistake—oui, un error

He seems charming,  tycoon tough as nails

And, well, his yacht—Madame Charbonneau—it sails.

They make it sound like it’s wrong to deal

Have you not heard of the pork barreal?

In all his years of doing business

He’s never received such inquisiness.

The headlines will scream “nefarious rat”

But after he talks, that’ll be that

You just have to look at him that is for sure

With his suit and his tie: blue blue et demure.

Let us hear what trash he has to say

Then let him get back to biz, okay?



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